power rankings

Welcome to Year 7!

You know what time it is. I'll do my best to have these posted by Tuesday morning each week.

If you have a problem with the rankings, get fucked.

1. Team Ruiz (1-0) ↔

League Record: 9-0

Offensive Rank: 1st (130.86)

Tyreek, Cowboys D, and this guys fkn kicker would have beat about half the league this week. Hopefully he implodes his team in boredom.

2. Team Esperanza (1-0) ↔

League Record: 8-1

Offensive Rank: 2nd (119.36)

The Blueprint 3: The Hope. Have you seen that Jiggaman.

3. My Mojo So Dope (1-0) ↔

League Record: 6-3

Offensive Rank: 4th (111.04)

Fielding a team of Browns, in the pursuit of happiness.

4. Crimson Tide (0-1) ↔

League Record: 7-2

Offensive Rank: 3rd (116.60)

Click here.

5. Team Robles (0-1) ↔

League Record: 2-7

Offensive Rank: 8th (76.34)

It's only a matter of time before half of this team is in prison. The other half? Well, they're busy Chasing down their next meal, Lamb chops.

6. Acenando (0-1) ↔

League Record: 0-9

Offensive Rank: 10th (72.40)

Boutte.

7. Team DeVriend (1-0) ↔

League Record: 5-4

Offensive Rank: 5th (101.64)

FantasyPros can't stand your team, so neither can I.

8. Boss Hoggs (1-0) ↔

League Record: 4-5

Offensive Rank: 6th (88.32)

33 points. 

9. Burrow My Digg in Her (0-1) ↔

League Record: 3-6

Offensive Rank: 7th (84.08)

Think she did the Burrowing bud.

10. Taylor Gang (0-1) ↔

League Record: 1-8

Offensive Rank: 9th (73.34)

Let's call it Super Bowl fatigue.