power rankings

One week later, and it remains The Big Two and a whole lot of "We'll see."

After a big bye week, we have the Chiefs and Chargers on the sidelines this week, before the Bye-pocalypse in weeks 9-14.

1. Two J's One Kupp (7-0) ▲1

League Record: 46-17

Offensive Rank: 2nd (120.19)

Lord Rivera, the first of his name, King of the Simps, the Sneakin' Rican, Lord of the WRs and Protector of the Realm. It may be time Josh start putting some damn respek on this guy's name.

2. Taylor Gang (5-2) ▼1

League Record: 46-17

Offensive Rank: 1st (127.23)

Cut my life into Breeces, this was my third title, torn ACL, no healing, don't give a fuck if I miss the postseason, Gibson is my last resort.

3. Team Robles (4-3) ▲1

League Record: 37-26

Offensive Rank: 4th (114.77)

Lots of questions surrounding this team. Are they fraudulent? Yes. Is it sustainable to start JuJu? No. When will they implode? Already have. Has anyone ever thought they were hotter? Yes. Who? Robles last year, and the year before that.

4. Team Esperanza (5-2) ▲2

League Record: 33-30

Offensive Rank: 6th (111.35)

El Ganó. Four weeks without his 2nd round pick and he's sitting pretty at 5-2. Disrespected week after week, Charlie is finding a way to win.

5. Acenando (2-5) ↔

League Record: 37-26

Offensive Rank: 3rd (119.33)

Will he Chase down the #4 seed, or is it an upHill battle as the wildcard?

6. Team Ruiz (3-4) ▼3

League Record: 33-30

Offensive Rank: 5th (113.68)

All the talk of Lord Rivera not having an RB1 overshadowed the fact that this man has no WR1. Only one 15-point performance from a WR thru 7-weeks.

7. My Mojo So Dope (4-3) ↔

League Record: 24-39

Offensive Rank: 8th (102.66)

Why little bro take all the PF, dear god, me too, I love me some PF. Someone needs to build me an algo to calculate points left on the bench. Go take a look. Week by week.

8. Baby Yaga (3-4) ↔

League Record: 18-45

Offensive Rank: 7th (103.50)

Day 4,842: CMC found his way out of Carolina before I found out what the fuck that means. Weezy F Baby, and the F is for Failure.

9. Ayahuasca (1-6) ▲1

League Record: 24-39

Offensive Rank: 9th (99.97)

He woke up Sunday and asked himself, "What the fuck are we doing", and earned the first victory of his career. Welcome to the big leagues.

10. Boss Hoggs (1-6) ▼1

League Record: 17-46

Offensive Rank: 10th (91.42)

A championship is well out of reach, but let's see what Deaken can win:

• Lowest Total PF

• Worst Season Record

• Lowest Single Game PF