power rankings

Week 9 Preview

The playoff contenders are rounding into form, while some of the pretenders showed their stripes this weekend.

Can you get to 7 wins? If so, the odds are in your favor to make the playoffs. There's only been one team in League of Greed history that did not make the playoffs with 7 wins. That team was led by CJ during the inaugural season in 2017.

  1. Taylor Gang (6-2) ▲1

League Record: 55-17

Offensive Rank: 1st (130.86)


D - K, Allen - Diggs, Chubb - Cook, no - stress, run this league, two - rings, most - points, dyna - sty. Damn it feels good to be a Taylor.


  1. Two J's One Kupp (7-1) ▼1

League Record: 50-22

Offensive Rank: 2nd (119.89)


Champions know how to lose. Kevan on the other hand, Burrowed into the darkness. The reign of House Rivera may be coming to an end. Someone get this man a Kupp of bleach to wash down the salt.


  1. Team Robles (5-3)

League Record: 42-30

Offensive Rank: 5th (115.54)


After an abysmal 0-2 start, King Henry put this team on his back. Will this end up as another shoulda, coulda, woulda title, or is this the Rise of Robles? History points to another SCW title, as he leads the league with 4.


  1. Team Esperanza (5-3)

League Record: 39-33

Offensive Rank: 6th (113.31)


Sometimes the truth Hurts. Taylor Gang is his kryptonite. With an all-time regular season record of 2-7, and 0-2 in the Super Bowl, he may wish to avoid The Gang in the playoffs.


  1. Team Ruiz (4-4) ▲1

League Record: 41-31

Offensive Rank: 3rd (118.87)


Everyone please join me in welcoming The Dupers Anonymous founding father, Matt Ruiz, to the playoff hunt. He's made a Fourtune preying on our Cousins, stacking his lineup higher than the Hills of Beverley.


  1. My Mojo So Dope (4-4) ▲1

League Record: 26-46

Offensive Rank: 8th (102.26)


He got 99 points, and they all bitches. Ekeler the RB2 man, Ekeler is bliss, Ekeler is love, and he need that shit. Can he single handedly Bolt this team to the playoffs?


  1. Baby Yaga (4-4) ▲1

League Record: 25-47

Offensive Rank: 7th (109.45)


Day 6,843: The philosophical concept of nothingness, otherwise known as The Voyd, summarizes this season. I know that you can't take no more, it ain't no lie, we want to see you out that door, Baby Yaga, your whole team is on a Bye Bye Bye.


  1. Acenando (2-6) 3

League Record: 38-34

Offensive Rank: 4th (116.84)


A Hasty decision to trade away the WR2 at the last minute wasn't enough to save this season, as he was Chased out of town by the likes of Taysom Hill. To the toilet bowl, he rides.


  1. Boss Hoggs (2-6) ▲1

League Record: 20-52

Offensive Rank: 10th (94.15)


Don't let the win column fool you. That number is more inflated than Deaken's head during the draft. The wins are against Ayahuasca and Acenando. The battle for last may come down to week 12, Hoggs vs Lot Lazards.


  1. Ayahuasca (1-7) 1

League Record: 24-48

Offensive Rank: 9th (98.65)


If any team was capable of breaking the worst regular season record, it would have to be this one. Don't do it. Two is the target.

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK

Team Ruiz (4-4)

vs

Baby Yaga (4-4)