power rankings

This time last year Deaken's playoff hopes faded into the sunset. Funny how some things never change.

I take that back. This time he's not alone. I'm driving the bus, and I have Kevan and Josh along for the ride.

Good luck this week!

1. Team Ruiz (2-0) ↔

League Record: 18-0

Offensive Rank: 1st (131.72)

Did you know that Puka Nacua is Samoan for Jerry Rice.

2. Team Esperanza (2-0) ↔

League Record: 16-2

Offensive Rank: 2nd (123.13)

Biggest hole right now on this team? QB. Pick up the god damn phone.

3. Saint Patty (1-1) ▲1

League Record: 13-5

Offensive Rank: 3rd (113.05)

If he changes his team one more time, I swear to fkn god Stifler.

4. Acenando (1-1) ▲2

League Record: 5-13

Offensive Rank: 7th (90.22)

Should I dare say this team may be Flowering?

5. My Mojo So Dope (1-1) ▼2

League Record: 8-10

Offensive Rank: 5th (98.14)

Day n' nite, he toss and turns, with Ek on his mind, mind. Mattison tries to run, but see, he's not that fast. To take first, that injury better not last, last.

6. Team DeVriend (1-1) ▲1

League Record: 8-10

Offensive Rank: 4th (98.89)

Losing Saquon for a few weeks isn't ideal, but depth here isn't an issue. WRs are a huge question mark moving forward.

7. Team Robles (0-2) ▼2

League Record: 6-12

Offensive Rank: 8th (88.93)

This teams start is as good as Ja'marrs. The truth Hurts. 

8. Boss Hoggs (1-1) ↔

League Record: 4-14

Offensive Rank: 9th (85.16)

Skyy's the limit. For most teams that is.

9. Burrow My Digg in Her (0-2) ↔

League Record: 4-14

Offensive Rank: 10th (83.98)

At least he has a Hall pass, he's coming off a super bowl. Cooked.

10. Taylor Gang (1-1) ↔

League Record: 8-10

Offensive Rank: 6th (93.30)

Godison's Plan. It's a lot of bad things that they wishin' on me.